From My Local Greek Diner

Eating my bagel this morning, I had a hunch that these two had some history, but I'll let you decide:

Male Customer:  Kalimera.  (Silence.)  Kalimera!  (Silence.)  I said kalimera!

Female Owner:  Nice jacket.

Customer:  I know.

Owner:  Hm.

Customer:  Five dollars.  It cost five dollars.

Owner:  I don't care how much you pay for it.  I didn't ask that.

Customer:  I tell you.

Owner:  I don't care.  I just said it was nice.  I don't ask people how much their clothes cost.  Last time I say something!

Customer:  I said kalimera thirteen times.

Owner:  I only counted three.