Overheard on the Subway...Nashville

Two twenty-something males on the Uptown C.

Twenty-something 1:  I'm going to Nashville for a church conference.  It's only three or four days, but I'm going to stay for six.

Twenty-something 2:  What are you going to do in Nashville for a week?

Twenty-something 1:  I'm going to Graceland for one.

Twenty-something 2:  Graceland is in Memphis.

Twenty-something 1:  OH, NO!!