Four from Seth, a Sixth-Grader from Alabama

The group takes a flight from Montgomery to Memphis and then boards another plane for New York.

TEACHER:  Is this your first time on a plane, Seth?

SETH:  Naw.

SETH'S DAD:  What are you talking about?  You've never been on a plane before.

SETH:  I just flew from Montgomery to Memphis.

*****

ROBERT:  So I heard today was your first time flying?

SETH:  It's my first time on a plane, it's my first time on a subway, it's my first time above the Mason Dixon Line. 

*****

11:00 at night.  Crews are busy paving Seventh Avenue.  Horns are honking, there are shouts and all kinds of noise.

SETH:  Is this why they call it the city that never sleeps?  Because it's too loud?

*****

ROBERT:  Why are you tossing your peanuts in the grass?

SETH:  I'm feedin' the soil.  It's nitrates. 

ROBERT:  Hm.

SETH:  George Washington Carver didn't invent the peanut.

ROBERT:  Didn't think so.

SETH:  But he found three hundred things you could do with a peanut.

ROBERT:  Such as?

SETH:  Well, you can feed the soil.

ROBERT:  That's one.

SETH:  Um.

ROBERT:  What else?

SETH:  You can make peanut butter.

ROBERT:  Hm.

SETH:  And a whole bunch more.